Dear Nosey Neighbor, Since you are the only one that even knew that we had until January to get out of our home and now the entire neighborhood knows………… That leaves one answer……… You’re a nosey, gossiper just like everyone else. I guess I should have known when you were telling me all about other people’s business, that just like our Chaplain says, “if they talk about other people to you, they are probably talking about you to other people.” I really can’t wait to move and please make sure your friends know that just because none of them pay their rent and are getting evicted, THAT IS NOT WHY I have to move. I can promise your arse that I didn’t get my 848 credit score from not paying my bills DUMB ARSE!! Signed Happy to be moving neighbor  

Send her one of those poop-grams! I swear we are going to send one to our jackazz neighbor one of these days. lol 

Dear NH, Dont f-ck up today. Thanks. A concerned, frustrated, upset mother. 

Send her one of those poop-grams! I swear we are going to send one to our jackazz neighbor one of these days. lol what's that? Although I don't feel like wasting my $ on her, but I could make my own with my own dog doo 

Send her one of those poop-grams LOL. Classic. 848 credit score Go you! =) Sorry your neighbors are a-holes. 

848 credit score Go you! =) no, more like go GOD for giving me the wisdom to understand my stewardship over HIS gifts. 

I can't find the link. You could mail a box of poop and it came gift wrapped and shipped via UPS I think. 

True, true. 

Dear week, I do hope you go by fast this week. I can't wait to leave for NY!! From, super excited me. 

Dear darling middle daughter, I am sick of telling you EVERYDAY that you CAN NOT eat shrimp for breakfast. You ask everymorning when you wake up, and then continue to ask me 100 times until lunch time! Ahhhhhh! love, your mommy Dear weather, yay! its nice to wake up to sunshine finally! its still in the 40's but sun is nice :) 

Dear Sun, Thank you for shining today. I love the way the room warms up through the window and started today with smiles. From Chilly Willy 

Dear Thursday, Hurry up and get here so I can find out what day my daughter will be born. All of the stuff I have ordered for her has arrived and I am getting more excited everyday to see her. It still seems so weird to say daughter though b/c I am so used to having little boys. Less than a month and she will be here. Ahhh, ok I am gonna go cry now lol. I guess that happens when I am excited. haha Love, An impatient patient (lol) 

Dear 3 Hour Glucose Test, Please go smoothly tomorrow! I really don't want to have gestational diabetes. Dear Dogs, I swear to the Good Lord up above, if you don't stop acting like idiots everytime you hear someone/something outside, I'm gonna knock some sense into you. I love y'all but today the noise and clinginess has got to STOP! Love Your Frustrated Human 

One more! Dear hubby, Please pick up some allergy medicine that's safe for me to take before you leave base today! Not being able to breathe thru my nose and having a raw throat from it really sucks. Love you! Katie 

Dear Dogs, I swear to the Good Lord up above, if you don't stop acting like idiots everytime you hear someone/something outside, I'm gonna knock some sense into you. I love y'all but today the noise and clinginess has got to STOP! Love Your Frustrated Human  Ditto for my two ankle biters! 

until January ooooops I meant July, not sure why I put Jan and didn't even notice until I just went to read it lol 

ooooops I meant July, not sure why I put Jan and didn't even notice until I just went to read it lo LOL because you were mad at the nosey neighbor. GRRRRR to her for you from me. :) 

Dear Camaro, Why do you hate me? I have done nothing but give you all the love I could. I think you're just mad that your man left and is getting an additional $500 in his paycheck this week, and you sure are going to make sure I spend it on you, arent'cha? Frustrated Chevy Owner 

I spend it on you, arent'cha? it must be a girl cause if it were a guy, it wouldn't wanna break down and miss the chance to see topless women inside 

Must be. I'd be dead broke with all the towing I've had to do if it weren't for my insurance company! Hopefully, the issue is resolved soon, once and for all! When I went to start it this morning, there was a piece of metal inside the ignition switch preventing me from inserting the key. Once I figured out a way to get the key in fully, the car wouldn't turn over. She hates me. She absolutely hates me. She NEVER started this crap until my husband started workups. 

Dear Self & Husband, GREAT job on forgetting the nephews birthday today. It's a good thing the boy called at lunch to tell me. Where has my brain gone? Love, Toot for Brains. 

Dear Zoey - You were such a good puppy in the crate today and last night! We decided not to do the bark collar because we just couldn't - and you did GREAT! I was even at work late and you didnt potty ONCE! Mommy and Daddy are SO happy! We Love You! Pet Mommy Dear Husband - I love you so very much. You make me SO happy. Just wanted you to know. Love, Wife Dear Parent - Gee thanks for making me feel REAL uncomfortable ... awesome ... good thing I am professional and extroverted otherwise that comment would have really upset me. Grrr, Teacher 

I am sick of telling you EVERYDAY that you CAN NOT eat shrimp for breakfast Have to ask Why she cannot have Shrimp for breakfast, at least she is eating. 

Dear spring, I have missed your tender touch! -loving it! 

Dear dirty Iraqi who tried to blow me up, It didn't work. In fact, instead of killing me you gave me life and made me appreciate the little things I took for granted. I might have bruises on my brain, and I wont be able to walk straight the rest of my life, but I'm still alive and kickin. Love, The hebrew P.S. I bet it would have burned your chops even more knowing that I was jewish 

Dear Bri, Do you love mommy or hate mommy? Why do you have to cry every time you see/hear me? You were happily playing till you spotted me from the corner of your eye. Please be nice, I love you. Love, mommy 

Dear recycling truck people, Fix your truck.. I shouldn't have to clean up a pile of broken glass from the road. Signed, this isn't the first pile I've seen left behind. 

Dear me, Please gather the strength to talk to your father tonight! I know it will be an uncomfortable conversation, but you can do it! Signed, Anxious Me Dear Dad, Please try to listen to what I have to say and do not get defensive, I am only trying to do what I have been asked. Love, ME 

Dear Owner of this puppy, You are a serious piece of crap. I KNOW it's your dog. I'm the same person that brought her back to you a few weeks ago. Now mysteriously she isn't yours. Please stop getting pets. hating people like you, LD 

Dear day, Please be better tomorrow. Sincerely, me